Panda Raps: Tot's Delight

now what you hear is not a test--i'm tottin' to the beat
and me, the groove, and my friends are gonna try to find tots to eat
see i am panda c. and i like to say hello
to the black, to the white, the red, and the brown, the purple and yellow
but first i gotta eat eat the taters to the boogie
say up jump the taters to the tot tot boogie
let's tot, you dont stop
tot's the riddle that will make your body rock


Dedicated to the machoest of pineapples and his ruthless pursuit of the sweet potato tot.

Panda Raps: Tot Killer

I got my ketchup on
I got my sea salt on
I got my Cheezly on
These tots been too long
I got my hot sauce sauced up
I've got my oven temp up
I'm 'bout to eat some tots y'all
I'm 'bout to down some tots y'all.