Showing posts with label stuffed bear. Show all posts
Showing posts with label stuffed bear. Show all posts

Friday, November 26, 2010

Tasteless Tablescapes

After a whole month of blogging, one might be feeling a wee bit isolated and lonely. Perhaps the pool boy decided to run off and leave for a winter in New Zealand with a cactus plant. Whatever your situation, now is the time to get back in the dating game! Toss off that old blue tablecloth you were using and slap on grandma's afghan. It shows that you have nesting potential. Add a centerpiece of a can of WD-40, a bag of flour and a stuffed bear wearing a sash that says Miss America 1975 and you will be the talk of the town!

What could be a better conversation piece for impressing a potential ladyfriend? I have no clue.

Sharp eyed viewers will note Mr. Bran looking out the window in the background. Perhaps a wistful expression as he waits for someone to save him from mother's decor.