Friday, November 26, 2010

Tasteless Tablescapes

After a whole month of blogging, one might be feeling a wee bit isolated and lonely. Perhaps the pool boy decided to run off and leave for a winter in New Zealand with a cactus plant. Whatever your situation, now is the time to get back in the dating game! Toss off that old blue tablecloth you were using and slap on grandma's afghan. It shows that you have nesting potential. Add a centerpiece of a can of WD-40, a bag of flour and a stuffed bear wearing a sash that says Miss America 1975 and you will be the talk of the town!

What could be a better conversation piece for impressing a potential ladyfriend? I have no clue.

Sharp eyed viewers will note Mr. Bran looking out the window in the background. Perhaps a wistful expression as he waits for someone to save him from mother's decor.

12 comments:

Candy Beans said...

This just might be my favorite so far.

celyn said...

I agree with Candy Beans. I like Mr. Bran's intensity.

erica said...

Indeed, Mr. Bran looks as though he's spotted a likely candidate and is trying to will said candidate to the door with the sheer force of his cuteness.

jessy said...

i saw Mr. Bran over there - he looks so intrigued with outside things, which is baffling to me because you'd think he'd be most interested in the giant bear and bag 'o flour. ah ha ha! WD-40 is the shiz and so is you tablescape! :) they make me smile and laugh a lot - thanks, Panda!

seitanismymotor.com said...

You crack me up, Panda!

JohnP said...

Poor Mr Bran!

A tablescape such as this will surely bring rich young gentlemen callers, in large numbers. A battle could ensue.

jess (of Get Sconed!) said...

Tasteful!

Monique a.k.a. Mo said...

This is the absolute best!

machopineapple said...

Mr. Bran, always a critic.

Megan said...

Hahaha. I love it.

Aren't tuxedo cats the effin' best?

Sarah P said...

I love that bear! And Mr. Bran's wistfulness.

Ty (aka Meccabell) said...

Too Funny!!!! As usual, I love Tasteless Tablescapes.