Tuesday, October 25, 2011
Tasteless Tablescapes
Get all Martha Stewart on that new beau you want to impress. It's fall! Love is surely in the air. Break out that LL Bean flannel blanket to show that you are both sturdy and woodsy. Strew some fallen leaves all over the place. Dead vegetation is so sexy.
For a touch of humour make place cards that tell him how you really feel. Everyone likes being called a dodgy wanker on the first date. Trust me.
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Why do I feel the etheric presence of a certain Scottish librarian in this tablescape?
the mentioning of L.L. Bean and dead vegetation had me laughing pretty damn hard. thanks for another fantastical tablescape, Panda!
I would definitely put out on the first date for anyone who made me this tablescape. Just sayin'.
I will be using those place cards at Christmas time!
True story: This guy once called me a prude because I refused to make out with him on a pile of mulch. Maybe he would have gotten lucky had he had this tablescape waiting.
Ba ha ha! I think Logan would be even more fond of me if I'd have done this for our first date...
Everyone needs to date a dodgy wanker once in their life.
hilarious. i love it!
Awesome.
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